name: inspection-report-decoder
description: "Decode a home inspection report into what's cosmetic, what's expensive, and what kills deals — with repair-cost ranges and the negotiation list. Use when asked to decode my inspection report, is this inspection bad, what should I ask the seller to fix, or should I walk after inspection. Produces a findings triage (walk-risk / negotiate / cosmetic), cost ranges per item, the ask-the-seller list, and the questions for your inspector before the objection deadline."
Inspection Report Decoder Skill
Inspection reports bury a $15,000 foundation note between forty comments about caulk — everything is written in the same alarmed font. This skill triages: what threatens the deal, what's a negotiation line, what's Saturday-morning maintenance — with cost ranges, because a finding without a number can't be negotiated.
What This Skill Produces
- The triage — 🔴 walk-risk / 🟡 negotiate / 🟢 cosmetic-or-maintenance, every finding placed
- Cost ranges — order-of-magnitude repair estimates per meaningful finding, stated as ranges with the "get a specialist quote" flag where warranted
- The seller ask-list — repairs vs credits, ranked by leverage, with the deadline noted
- Inspector follow-ups — the questions to ask while you still can
Required Inputs
Ask for these only if not provided:
- The report (paste the findings; photos' captions help)
- The deal context — price, market temperature (multiple offers?), objection/resolution deadline
- The house basics — age, region (cost ranges and typical failure modes vary), how long you plan to stay
- Your risk appetite — first home stretched thin vs experienced renovator changes the triage
Framework
- The big five get found first: foundation/structural movement, roof (age + active leaks), electrical (panel type, aluminum branch wiring), plumbing (supply material, sewer line), water intrusion/grading. Everything else waits.
- Cost ranges honestly: wide ranges with the driver named ("panel replacement: low thousands; if service upgrade needed, more — electrician quote required"). A specialist-quote flag beats a false-precision number.
- Age vs defect: a 19-year-old roof on a 20-year design life is pricing information, not a defect the seller "hid" — decode which findings are negotiation-legitimate vs already-in-the-price.
- Negotiate credits over repairs where possible — the seller's rushed contractor is nobody's friend; state the tradeoff.
- The deadline governs everything: objection windows are short and expire silently; every recommendation carries the date.
Output Format
Inspection Decode: [address] — objection deadline: [date]
The one-paragraph verdict: proceed / negotiate hard / specialist-inspect before deciding / walk-risk present — and why.
Triage table | Finding (report §) | Plain English | Cost range | Tier |
🚩 The money findings — each: what it is, the realistic range, the driver, specialist-quote flag
The seller list — asks ranked by leverage: [credit/repair/price] with suggested wording
Ask your inspector — 3–6 questions (verbal answers are often franker than the written report)
Budget reality — year-one likely spend if you buy as-is: [range]
End verbatim: "This is a plain-language reading, not a professional inspection, engineering, or legal opinion — cost ranges are regional estimates; get specialist quotes for anything load-bearing before your objection deadline."
Quality Checks
Anti-Patterns
Example Trigger Phrases
- "Decode my inspection report."
- "Is this inspection bad?"
- "What should I ask the seller to fix?"
- "Should I walk after inspection?"